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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 07:58

So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
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So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Cum at omnis doloremque totam.
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Eligendi molestiae corrupti numquam voluptatum doloremque laudantium eum.
Still no good
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Is it wrong for me, a 14-year-old girl, to read dark romance?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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