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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 07:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

People’s Pharmacy: Aspirin thinking has changed for cardiovascular risks - OregonLive.com

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Europe will have to be more Tenacious to land its first rover on the moon - TechCrunch

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Researchers claim spoof-proof random number generator breakthrough - theregister.com

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Joaquin Buckley shuts down narrative that Islam Makhachev is a 'big threat' to the top UFC welterweights - Bloody Elbow

Everyone loved it.

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Cum at omnis doloremque totam.

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

MLB Power Rankings: Phillies take charge in NL East, Junior Caminero leads Rays’ rise - NBC Sports

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

8 skincare hacks to deal with back acne - Times of India

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Eligendi molestiae corrupti numquam voluptatum doloremque laudantium eum.

Still no good

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

Steelers TE wants no part of Jonnu Smith trade - Behind the Steel Curtain

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Black holes don’t behave as we thought, study finds - The Brighter Side of News

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

Is it wrong for me, a 14-year-old girl, to read dark romance?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Chemists find a surprisingly simple way to remove microplastics from tap water - Earth.com